转载＋翻译：OS娘的换灯泡笑话=v=

第一：OS娘是OS（操作系统）的萌化＋拟人化产物<---给不知道OS娘的同学的扫盲=v=
第二：本类型（换灯泡）笑话在西方很流行，8过不知道大家能否理解=v=


How many ME-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
No matter how many ME-tan, she (they) will always fail to do it.
需要多少个ME娘来换灯泡？
无论你用多少，她（们）永远会失败。


How many 95-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. She's busy with her new movie, 'Kill Bill'...no. I mean 'Kill Mac'.
需要多少个95娘来换灯泡？
不用，她会一直忙于她的新电影：“杀死比尔”（这里的比尔实际上指的是M$创始人比尔盖茨）。。。哦不，我说的是“杀死Mac”。


How many 98-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, but she would come out of the matchbox first.
需要多少个98娘来换灯泡？
一个，但是她必须先从她的火柴盒（因为Windows 98有一个内存方面的问题=v=症状表现在会无端消耗大量内存，因此用火柴盒来表示这部分明明是空的但却是被占用的内存）里面出来


How many 98SE-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. How do you change a light bulb with the tin-opener?
需要多少个98SE娘来换灯泡？
不用。您如何使用开罐器来换灯泡？（偶也不知道为什么说98SE娘是开罐器=v=）


How many XP-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, but varies on the place.
XP-home will change it if the light bulb is at home
XP-pro will change it if the light bulb is at the office.
XP-media center will change it if the light bulb at the cinema and etc.
需要多少个XP娘来换灯泡？
一个，不过要根据地点判断是哪一个
XP-home娘只能更换家里的灯泡
XP-pro娘只能更换办公室的灯泡
XP-mce娘只能更换电影院之类的地方的灯泡


How many 2k-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, since she is the best of all the OSes. Changing a light bulb willbe a piece of cake.
需要多少个2000娘来换灯泡？
一个，因为她是OS里面最好的，换个灯泡不过是小剋斯而已


How many DOS-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
None, I'm talking about DOS-tan that is 3.1-tan's cat!
需要多少个DOS娘来换灯泡？
不用，我说的是DOS娘，她可是3.1娘的猫！


How many Saba-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
Three, but wait! Will Saba-tan, Saba 2k and Vista Saba together tall enough to reach the light bulb?
需要多少个鲭娘（Windows Server Series的OS娘，因为server的日文发音和鯖谐音而得名）来换灯泡？
3个，不过等一下！您确定鲭娘、鲭2000娘和Vista鲭娘叠在一起能够到灯泡？


How many CE-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One. Even if she is little. She still HAS wings! Don't you remember?
需要多少个CE娘来更换灯泡？
一个。虽然她非常袖珍。8过她有翅膀，你忘了？


How many Thunderbird-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, she too, can fly. That would be easy for her.
需要多少个雷鸟（thunderbird，mozilla的邮件客户端）娘来换灯泡？
一个，她也一样可以飞。对于她来说更轻松一点


How many Firefox-ko does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. Look above. Her friend Thunderbird-tan has already done it!
需要多少个火狐（firefox，mozilla的网络浏览器）来换灯泡？
不用。往上看，她朋友雷鸟娘已经帮她搞定了！


How many Dr. Norton does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. Now he is busy doing the "virus scan" on OS-tans.
需要多少个诺顿医生（Norton杀毒软件因为经常需要“检查”OS娘的“身体”而被设定为怪蜀黍一样的怪医生）来换灯泡？
不用。他现在正在忙着为OS娘们“检查病毒”呢


How many TrendMicro boy does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. Same reason as Dr. Norton.
需要多少个TrendMicro男（TrendMicro，日本的一个杀毒软件）来换灯泡？
不用，跟诺顿医生理由一样


How many Linux-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, but Tux, that big penguin, must be there too!
需要多少个Linux娘来换灯泡？
一个，但是Tux，那个超大的企鹅必须也在那里！

嘛，虽然不能说评论绝对客观，8过本来就是笑话，不要太认真=v=另外mac系的不全因此没有转过来=v=
最后弄点搞笑的=v=

半夜兩點發這種東西```

您说错了，偶是半夜3点50发的——偶在京都

很漂亮～我指那些小头像～不过笑话不是很懂

没办法，其实那些笑话其实偶都觉得不怎么好笑——果然是因为文化不同吧。。。。

^^ 我是因为不懂这方面的知识所以不知道哪里好笑……
不过OS娘们很萌~

店长是不是又乘天黑叼LOLI去了?  

偶又不是lolicon

很萌当然也很晕

不太理解灯泡的概念

其实，用不着理解的

那就一点都不好玩了

对于OS娘只需要了解她的萌就好了

同N大